Cortex Command (All CC talk goes in here)

[Maltor124]

I prefer false hope over no hope at all.

[woot2134]

same here. how u take screenshots? i have "mountain of gore", but dont know how 2 screenshot...

[edthefirst]

same here. how u take screenshots? i have "mountain of gore", but dont know how 2 screenshot...

On your keyboard there is a key with called Print Screen. Mine is over the numpad. So you press that, then you open up a program like MS Paint, and just paste. And so you now have a screenshot.

There are multiple methods, I just use that one.

[woot2134]

ty very much ill try that

EDIT: i cant paste... wait ill try this...

Ok just look at that plz cant figure it out
lol

[woot2134]

oh and i also like this game now :D

[Muntu]

I prefer false hope over no hope at all.

I'd rather face the facts than live in a dream world, but I'm not stopping you. Do what YOU want, not what others want you to do (Well, law is an exception. You must obey the laws, if you won't.... HELL AWAITS :eek:) ;)

E: Kiiiiinnnnnnddddddaaaaa offtopic, don'tchadink?

[woot2134]

like my walls? and yes, i will post more stupid pics every time i post:p

[woot2134]

heres another.
Title: Death Row

[Dj Demetrius]

heres another.
Title: Death Row

heh cool one. You need a new scene bro!

[muffinmonkey]

On your keyboard there is a key with called Print Screen. Mine is over the numpad. So you press that, then you open up a program like MS Paint, and just paste. And so you now have a screenshot.

There are multiple methods, I just use that one.

You don't even need to do that, just press Prntscrn and CC will put the image in the CC folder (It'll be called Testdump)

[edthefirst]

You don't even need to do that, just press Prntscrn and CC will put the image in the CC folder (It'll be called Testdump)

Oh well, I am stubborn, I like my method :D

Yeah that is convenient, but I take screens like that for everything.

[juju02]

OMG!!! hereo pack is OUT!!! AMAZING!!! i swear, its teh best!!!*foams at mouth, falls on floor*:eek::D :D :eek:

[woot2134]

weres some new scenes? on the webpage? hold on ill look...

[Killa]

Lol i found a glitch in the hero pack.Try fireing the beachball cannon in a concrete room and it'll rip eavrything to shreds!(even Maxy)

[GreyMario]

I played as green.

Fun times.

[Killa]

Off topic but...i just now found out that F-M was in the walstreet journal on november 14 of last year...On topic:There's a Halflife 2 mod comeing out maby mid month on DR.

[juju02]

i have the wip files. just look in the thread. the fast zombie attack is great, cause the sounds, and the bullets must have negative mass and short lifetime, cause you fire enough, you do that lunge attack.

[woot2134]

hey juju, do you have a mp3 version of the opening song? it rocks:D

EDIT: also,(noob question) how i get new scenes? i know where, but where i put em?

[edthefirst]

hey juju, do you have a mp3 version of the opening song? it rocks:D

EDIT: also,(noob question) how i get new scenes? i know where, but where i put em?

On the forums. And just extract them into your CC folder and done!

[juju02]

i have no mp3, as i saw no reason cause i have no mp3 player. search on the audio section of their forums, i think i saw it there.

[woot2134]

ok, i have new scenes, but i was dum and made all mod files that end in rte.rar work in cc, then it didnt work, so i changed to wordpad, but they wont work. I want my mod cc!:rolleyes:

EDIT: also, wheres the vacuum weapon mod?

[razer]

hey juju, do you have a mp3 version of the opening song? it rocks:D
Go into the cc folder and find ccintro.ogg!

[GreyMario]

ok, i have new scenes, but i was dum and made all mod files that end in rte.rar work in cc, then it didnt work, so i changed to wordpad, but they wont work. I want my mod cc!:rolleyes:

EDIT: also, wheres the vacuum weapon mod?

RAR files means use WinRAR

[muffinmonkey]

On topic:There's a Halflife 2 mod comeing out maby mid month on DR.

I was around when that started (I think)

OFF ON A TANGENT ALARM

My last ever bit of modding for CC
I remember it well
Spriting a warthog
good times
good times

[woot2134]

for XP? and what is winRAR?:( i dunno how to , i want mods!

[GreyMario]

for XP? and what is winRAR?:( i dunno how to , i want mods!

If you don't understand what an RAR unpacking (uncompressing, unzipping, taking it out of the jar, whatever) utility is for, then you don't need the mods.

<_<

[Killa]

I was around when that started (I think)

OFF ON A TANGENT ALARM

My last ever bit of modding for CC
I remember it well
Spriting a warthog
good times
good times

Can you post it?EDIT:New idea.We should have a mod makeing thred for CC.

[edthefirst]

idea.We should have a mod makeing thred for CC.

Welcome to the Cortex Command (All CC talk goes in here) thread. :p

[Killa]

Welcome to the Cortex Command (All CC talk goes in here) thread. :p

......I'm not kidding.

[juju02]

......I'm not kidding.


me neither......what are we not kidding about? just kidding:p

[woot2134]

i know what unzipping is, but WHERE is winRAR or an unpacking utility? and preferably one that is already in windows would be nice. oh, and greymario,
[insert finger here]:D

[GreyMario]

Windows doesn't come with RAR support.

And have you ever heard of Google?

[GreyMario]

Doublepost because this post is completely unrelated to the offtopicness.

I'm going to start up a 1-player game as team green just so I can mess around with a Heavy Digger, the Beachball Cannon (Heroes), and the PoopCannon (Heroes).

[woot2134]

i looked it up, no help

[Killa]

Doublepost because this post is completely unrelated to the offtopicness.

I'm going to start up a 1-player game as team green just so I can mess around with a Heavy Digger, the Beachball Cannon (Heroes), and the PoopCannon (Heroes).

Don't fire it in a concrete building....It obliterates everything!
EDIT:new uber mod bot called the reflective robot! (http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8137)EDIT EDIT:never mind it won't work.(unless i DLed too many mods:()EDIT EDIT EDIT:nope i just had to try again.EDIT EDIT EDIT EDIT:THE WORST THING EVAR!!!!!THE SITES DOWN!!!!!!(second worst next to the power game crysis)

[juju02]

dude, is data realms down? i cant get to forums due to an internal server error. anyone else have it?

[COM(B)AT]

dude, is data realms down? i cant get to forums due to an internal server error. anyone else have it?
It's gone now.

[Killa]

It's gone now.

WHOO HOO!!!!!SECOND BEST THING EVAR!!!......well....third.EDIT:Well, crap......It's doing it again.

[juju02]

NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!ok, some one email data and tell him forums be down.

[Killa]

NNNOOOOOOOO!!!!!ok, some one email data and tell him forums be down.

Ok i emailed him telling him that his site is randomly crashing.

[juju02]

sweet...well,this sucks...

[tommyverceti]

i also noticed that the forums were down , omg i cant believe i havent posted anything in here anyway i think the new cc is awesome,the base builder rules:D

[juju02]

how do you post files? i got this thing on the forums, called bunka base, use only this module, preset some troops an guns, get a digerr, see how long you survive.if you have the SRC's, they're the best.

EDIT:i know why its down.look on the main page.

[woot2134]

the servers are changing, it was probably so unreliable that he closed dev log and forums... no new scenes for me!

also i got an unpacking utility, but the things conflicted so i had to kill off my mod. damn.

[Killa]

Hmmm....Soooo.....WTF?!?!one!That's bull...

[alexybob]

yea, they relocating theire servers me thinks

[COM(B)AT]

i looked it up, no help
I Google'd winRAR, guess what, first link is to download winRAR.


OPEN YOUR EYES.

[woot2134]

i SAID i found it. god.

[juju02]

look at the main page. dev logs up, but the forums are some kinda backup server.

[Killa]

Ok what is a IGF?(look at main page)

[GreyMario]

Ok what is a IGF?(look at main page)


Something to do with Independent Games.

Independent Games Finals? I dunno xD



EDIT: Google says Independent Games Festival.

[Killa]

Something to do with Independent Games.

Independent Games Finals? I dunno xD



EDIT: Google says Independent Games Festival.

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:D

[juju02]

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:D


woah, nice lol..............so, whos dying from lack of mods?

[Killa]

woah, nice lol..............so, whos dying from lack of mods?

That would be me....EDIT:I just looked at the front page and the move will be done in a couple of days!EDITEDIT:ZOMFG@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!1111!!!!one!!!!!!!uno!!!FOURMS ARE BACK!!!!!!!!WHOOHOO!!!

[juju02]

WOO-HOO!!1 teh forums is back up!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!!:D

[edthefirst]

WOO-HOO!!1 teh forums is back up!!!!!! WOOT!!!!!!!!:D

ZOMG!!

Ok that is great.

[woot2134]

you called?

i have 2 new mods now to try... hopefully they dont conflict (thats really annoying):rolleyes:

[Killa]

Nooo!!!it's Down Again!!!

[edthefirst]

Holy crap they converted the DMOD from build 14!!! :eek:


It owns all. Of course it could be a crappy port, I have yet to install, but it owns if it is good.


http://datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8157

[Killa]

"The requested topic does not exist".....New link plz?

[juju02]

DAMN!!! they're switching servers again...

[Killa]

DAMN!!! they're switching servers again...

That's starting to get on my nerves.

[edthefirst]

Gah, they are switching again.

[woot2134]

i havent checked to see if its down. to quote Maltor, "I prefer false hope over no hope at all." I'll assume it will work for me later.

I got my mods to work. One of them gave me a story. Let me tell you it...

I was buying some frag robots(check forums for two wierd frag things) and one popped out on the left, then a cp green clone started shooting at rocket. The second robot popped out, got hit buy SMG round, exploded, sent the rocket pivoting on second robot, and the rocket went FLYING! It was pinwheeling and everything. Then it came back on screen DIRECTLY ON THE GREEN CLONE:eek: . It then went at the speed of sound( in the game), pinwheeling and crushing everthing for about a minute. Buy the end the above ground looked like a acne-prone teenagers face:rolleyes: . Thankfully I didnt have any guys up there, but my miner died, so i had to restart.:( Try to recreate it. The rocket was sparking and everything, it was really cool, it was like it was propelling itself.:D

[Killa]

i havent checked to see if its down. to quote Maltor, "I prefer false hope over no hope at all." I'll assume it will work for me later.

I got my mods to work. One of them gave me a story. Let me tell you it...

I was buying some frag robots(check forums for two wierd frag things) and one popped out on the left, then a cp green clone started shooting at rocket. The second robot popped out, got hit buy SMG round, exploded, sent the rocket pivoting on second robot, and the rocket went FLYING! It was pinwheeling and everything. Then it came back on screen DIRECTLY ON THE GREEN CLONE:eek: . It then went at the speed of sound( in the game), pinwheeling and crushing everthing for about a minute. Buy the end the above ground looked like a acne-prone teenagers face:rolleyes: . Thankfully I didnt have any guys up there, but my miner died, so i had to restart.:( Try to recreate it. The rocket was sparking and everything, it was really cool, it was like it was propelling itself.:D

Lol that's funny.

[Kurrus]

Everyone.

Download my FN F2000 mod.

Now.

Here: http://cortexcommandstation.freeforums.org/viewtopic.php?t=77

[Killa]

There's no download.EDIT:Never mind i didn't see it at first.EDITEDIT:This is boreing i'm dieing from lack of new mods!(AGAIN!)EDITEDITEDIT:OMFG!!!FOURMS ARE BACK!!!WOOT!FINNALY!!!

[woot2134]

i got a new pic to show u, its is the perfect example of graphic violence:D
nvm stupid forums wont let me post...:mad: ...i cant paste either...

[GreyMario]

i got a new pic to show u, its is the perfect example of graphic violence:D
nvm stupid forums wont let me post...:mad: ...i cant paste either...



bmp == evil

[woot2134]

agreed ummmmmmmmmm
EDIT: i have beaten the ten-character limit! o wait

[woot2134]

the dmod is converted and it works. its cool.
oops double post

[COM(B)AT]

I now love the person who created that new grenade launcher. I needed a good one D;

[Killa]

I now love the person who created that new grenade launcher. I needed a good one D;

....They should make a grenade launcher for the AAL bombs pack!timed and on impact!*thinks about hurling a EMP bomb at a helpless green clone*

[juju02]

if you have any skill whatsoevar(unlike me, all i can do is sprite, and im crap at that too),you could find the projectile, and copy paste the code,do some tweaking of filepaths , and, BAM! LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!........or that green clone, either one...

[Killa]

if you have any skill whatsoevar(unlike me, all i can do is sprite, and im crap at that too),you could find the projectile, and copy paste the code,do some tweaking of filepaths , and, BAM! LOOK AT THAT BACON SIZZLE!........or that green clone, either one...

You know....that's not a half bad idea!GOOD ONE!(Too bad the only thing i'm good at is makeing uber mods..)

[juju02]

ask aqua general, i saw him on the forums in scene making, he seems to be good at moding.or ask the maker to pm you a special version with the stuff.or, hell, you could even ask numgun.

[Killa]

ask aqua general, i saw him on the forums in scene making, he seems to be good at moding.or ask the maker to pm you a special version with the stuff.or, hell, you could even ask numgun.

....I'm PERMA banned from DR.

[juju02]

oh.that sucks. may i ask why?heh heh...u got banned...if your reading this, pm me, i want to see how many people check for alice blue stuff

[Killa]

oh.that sucks. may i ask why?heh heh...u got banned...if your reading this, pm me, i want to see how many people check for alice blue stuff

I'll find the thred that I was talking in that got me banned.

[juju02]

kay. oh,and were you killa there too?

[Killa]

kay. oh,and were you killa there too?

I was Killa6151 there and they must have deleted the thred because of the *cough* spam in it.

[Maltor124]

Anyone wanna buy that Missile Command Center in Washington for Data? It's only $1,000,000!

[Killa]

Anyone wanna buy that Missile Command Center in Washington for Data? It's only $1,500,000!

There.Now it says what it really costs.

[juju02]

There.Now it says what it really costs.

hmmm....i might need that.....*starts hatching evel plan to take over world...or at least switzerland....maybe austrailia too.....definitely russia,but not chernobyl,that can be it own country...i need the middle east too...and kenya...maybe even mongolia....no,not finland...or ireland...or canada...actually,canada's mine...so is mexico...and it will all be one country called FUN-MOTIONIA!!!*

[Maltor124]

hmmm....i might need that.....*starts hatching evel plan to take over world...or at least switzerland....maybe austrailia too.....definitely russia,but not chernobyl,that can be it own country...i need the middle east too...and kenya...maybe even mongolia....no,not finland...or ireland...or canada...actually,canada's mine...so is mexico...and it will all be one country called FUN-MOTIONIA!!!*

I call dibs on Emperor Supreme Overlord Pwnzard. (You didn't, so ha. You just took it over instead of leading it too.)

[juju02]

oh? i'll be co-emporer supreme overlord pwnzard.

EDIT:ah,hell.every active member on FM is a Emporer Supreme Overlord Pwnzard.
All Others are infidels. except for some on data realms. and good game makers. and all of your friends. and a fair amount of hookers. and Mathew gets promoted to God, and Data is now Jesus. Koksoft can be Allah, and Dan-Ball is now a Budha. And some others can be our peasants.

[woot2134]

hmmm....i might need that.....starts hatching evel plan to take over world...or at least switzerland....maybe austrailia too.....definitely russia,but not chernobyl,that can be it own country...i need the middle east too...and kenya...maybe even mongolia....no,not finland...or ireland...or canada...actually,canada's mine...so is mexico...and it will all be one country called FUN-MOTIONIA!!!*

whats the asterisk for?
I edited to not look stupid :P

[Xerxes]

I'll be EMPEROR SUPREME OVERLORD PWNZARDS OF ALL OTHER EMPEROR SUPREME OVERLORD PWNZARDS, UP TO AND INCLUDING THOSE OF MY RANK! That'd be hard to fit on business cards, tho. Maybe I could abreviate it to ESOPOAOESOPUTAITOMR!

EDIT: Yay, 250th Post!

[NightCrawler]

I'll be EMPEROR SUPREME OVERLORD PWNZARDS OF ALL OTHER EMPEROR SUPREME OVERLORD PWNZARDS, UP TO AND INCLUDING THOSE OF MY RANK! That'd be hard to fit on business cards, tho. Maybe I could abreviate it to ESOPOAOESOPUTAITOMR!

only becuse you said that we're gonna make you a toilet cleaner:p

[juju02]

whats the asterisk for?
I edited to not look stupid :P

what asterick?oh....whoops.

[Killa]

I got dibs on the ALLMIGHTY PWNAGE PHOENIX DUDE OF FUN-MOTIONIA!!!
Woot 655th post.

[GreyMario]

I got dibs on... Wait, it's already all taken.

Carry on xD

[juju02]

no,you can call dibs on the one who always calls dibs on bathroom after a road trip. :p

[Maltor124]

no,you can call dibs on the one who always calls dibs on bathroom after a road trip. :p

Dibs.

On-Topic again naow pl0x pl0x.

[Casey]

oh yeah, well i call dibs on "sumpreme uber mega pwnzor pwnzorz of all EMPEROR SUPREME OVERLORD PWNZARDS, and everthing that mentaly, and pysically exists, has existed, may exist, and will exist, plus funmotion XD

[juju02]

umm...lets get on-topic before this gets locked.whats everyone's favorite mods?Or mod sets?like the crobos or something. mine is the src robots.

[Killa]

Oh yea?Well i call dibs on the trademark and copyright icons!Everyone hand over your X-BOX 360's noaw!ONTOPIC:I notice that thor finnaly got bann!(took long enough)and @ TrouserDeamon:Niiiice insult at him!

[edthefirst]

Why did Thor get banned. And I was never there, but why was MaximDude banned, he seemed like a normal rule abiding member.

[juju02]

well...we're getting on-topic a little more...but...can you answer mah question!!!!!!!!

[edthefirst]

well...we're getting on-topic a little more...but...can you answer mah question!!!!!!!!

Crobos, now answer my question. (You scratch my back, I scratch yours)

[Killa]

My favrote mod is the gigantaic metal balls that are thrown down onto the ground by a random ship!

[Maltor124]

Many of the good members of DRLFF leave because it's a rather crazy forum. Same reason many of them get banned. Also a lot of corruption, in my opinion. Data and WJ made a solid move by having so many mods, because before all of the mods were hated or never logged on (Except for Alenth, yee. But people hated him too.) That's why I don't post there. I just go to follow in the demi-god of forum games Cinos' footsteps. And to get mods. :D

Favorite mod is Crobo. Win crobos is win.

[muffinmonkey]

I left mainly because all the mods did was lock and delete threads and flame more than most members. They never talked to anyone in a reasonable way or told anybody they were doing bad things. But I do miss some of you sometimes (and I quite liked Alenth)

But most of all, I miss Lenin, while DangerMan is cool, he's just not very communist.

no, actually, that is a lie, what I miss most is Canyon Crash (I did have a sneaky peek at the Mars one).


Crobos are excellent mods indeed
The Rebel Suit also

about MaximDude, HE GOT BANNED!?! 8D
he flamed more than a burning log

[Killa]

about MaximDude, HE GOT BANNED!?! 8D
he flamed more than a burning log

In fact i think i know why he got banned...(THINK not know)It might have been because of that thred that i flamed his arse in so bad that he couldn't even think of any insults!XD

[Maltor124]

In fact i think i know why he got banned...(THINK not know)It might have been because of that thred that i flamed his arse in so bad that he couldn't even think of any insults!XD

No, it occurred because of a PM incident, I believe. He was flaming through PM's.

And back to Cortex Command discussion, please, not its forums.

[Killa]

No, it occurred because of a PM incident, I believe. He was flaming through PM's.

Well that still desirves a laugh out loud.Soooo....Lol.

[edthefirst]

Hey, have you heard? If you buy the first version there is a discount (who knows how much cheaper it will be, but it is a discount!) So yeah I will buy the first version, and like you get all future updates free!

[Killa]

Hey, have you heard? If you buy the first version there is a discount (who knows how much cheaper it will be, but it is a discount!) So yeah I will buy the first version, and like you get all future updates free!

Ok....just how do you buy it again?

[edthefirst]

Ok....just how do you buy it again?

With money.

Ok seriously, they haven't put it up for sale yet, I'm just saying that it will.

[Z3R052]

How long is the campaign? Will I be able to use mods in campaign? Will we be capable of creating our own campaign and story?

I need answers!

[juju02]

we have no idea, you can look in general forums or email-pm data or wizard james.

[Muntu]

With money.



LAWL :D

I think I should sig that...

[juju02]

i dont know,muntu,your sig looks pretty full....

[edthefirst]

i dont know,muntu,your sig looks pretty full....

Aww come on, there's always room for Ed! :D

[Maltor124]

I don't think you get updates for every version of the game, just a few. I'm still buying it anyway, though. :D

[juju02]

Aww come on, there's always room for Ed! :D

yeah, but cyranix might not be happy...and you dont want cyranix to not be happy..

[Muntu]

yeah, but cyranix might not be happy...and you dont want cyranix to not be happy..

Agreed, so looks like I have to do some cutting and slicing... But I'm too sleepy now, so I'll do it tomorrow. That "With money" just sounds so like Eugene the crab from SpongeBob Squarepants, so I MUST sig it :D
Prepare to be sigged, Ed (and killa too) :D


But back ont, when's the retail version coming?
Any news, ideas?
And it's kinda weird that you only get a discount for new versions. Usually if you buy a game, you get the new versions/updates for free. Or not usually, almost every time.

[edthefirst]

And it's kinda weird that you only get a discount for new versions. Usually if you buy a game, you get the new versions/updates for free. Or not usually, almost every time.

No, it is like this. You buy the first version (at discount price), then any future update is free (the updates are always free for any version you buy, be it version 1 or version 1.5).

[juju02]

what about version 2?

[edthefirst]

what about version 2?

It is every version after 1.

[Maltor124]

It is every version after 1.

I think the updates are free for every update up to one of the commercial game. Then after that you have to buy the updates separately. But I'm not totally sure.

P.S.- Woot, 1,701 posts.

[Muntu]

No, it is like this. You buy the first version (at discount price), then any future update is free (the updates are always free for any version you buy, be it version 1 or version 1.5).

Ah, so I just understood it wrong. Good, the discount thingie sounded damn weird

[juju02]

i wonder how many builds there gonna make? I hope it's about 486.or 487.or1298437563937063.5836

[Xerxes]

How do you make 1/5836 of a game? :confused:

Some more for good measure: :) ;) :D

[woot2134]

i think i have the biggest sig, but im not sure if thats good...:confused:

my favorite mod is the tetris blocks... beep...beep...bee-SLAM!
im talking about the sounds the blocks make in tetris.

[futuramaguy42]

Who wants to split the cost of the Titan Missile Base with me? New fun-motion headquarters? If you don't like physics games, we nuke you. XD
http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Central-Washington_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1607QQihZ009 QQitemZ190132455924QQrdZ1

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/10

[Maltor124]

Who wants to split the cost of the Titan Missile Base with me? New fun-motion headquarters? If you don't like physics games, we nuke you. XD
http://cgi.ebay.com/Titan-Missile-Base-Central-Washington_W0QQcmdZViewItemQQcategoryZ1607QQihZ009 QQitemZ190132455924QQrdZ1

http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2007/10/10

I'll pitch in about $10 in the hopes that I can nuke people who I dislike... Is $10 enough to purchase a nuclear ICBM?

[Xerxes]

I want that so much. Anyone got a bank I can rob? Like, a big one? No? Anyone want to lend me some /\/\4d c0d1/\/g 5|<llz so we can make ourselves some monies?

[Maltor124]

I want that so much. Anyone got a bank I can rob? Like, a big one? No? Anyone want to lend me some /\/\4d c0d1/\/g 5|<llz so we can make ourselves some monies?

I say we cipher about $0.000000000001 at a time from an insurance firm so that it's never noticed! Those fractions of a cent are rounded off in the thousands of transactions made by the computer daily, if we had those fractions of a cent transfered to a private bank account we could be rich within 1.2 years!!!!!


OFFICE SPACE

[Xerxes]

Or, since F-M has 842 members, we could each chip in $1781.50 and be able to pay it... holy shit, we actually could do that! We'd have to scrimp n' save for a while, but I'm sure everyone here could get almost $2000 by any means neccessary before that thing gets off the market!

If I sold my more valuable stuff, I could totally afford that. We must spread the word to get us an F-M HQ!

[Maltor124]

Or, since F-M has 842 members, we could each chip in $1781.50 and be able to pay it... holy shit, we actually could do that! We'd have to scrimp n' save for a while, but I'm sure everyone here could get almost $2000 by any means neccessary before that thing gets off the market!

If I sold my more valuable stuff, I could totally afford that. We must spread the word to get us an F-M HQ!

Nuclear Missile Physics Game Silo.... or Awesome Computer on which to play these physics games.... Tough choice.

[Xerxes]

We could threaten to nuke something important if we didn't get the awesome computer... just think of all the proccessors and crap that would fit in Power Dome A alone! We could have a bunch dodeca-core computers with PhysX support and sweet networking skills!

[Killa]

We could threaten to nuke something important if we didn't get the awesome computer... just think of all the proccessors and crap that would fit in Power Dome A alone! We could have a bunch dodeca-core computers with PhysX support and sweet networking skills!

Just one thing about that fails...we'll all get killed by the FBI.(i'll just say that you were holding me hostage:D)

[NightCrawler]

the funny thing is The place was all fitted out to operate as a NUCLEAR MISSILE BASE with THREE 100’ Titan rockets SET UP UNDERGROUND ready to fire at any time. It has never been set up to be a house or anything else. There are literally tens of thousands of feet of useable space available. None of the original electrical or water or septic systems is useable. They have all been removed and would not have been cost effective to use anyway. There is a new modern septic system above ground for the existing manufactured home. This could be used or you could design and build a different system based on whatever need you may have.

omg!!!!

[juju02]

we'd need more money just to furbish the place with little huts...

[woot2134]

i doubt most members could. some might be teenagers.

[Maltor124]

We could threaten to nuke something important if we didn't get the awesome computer... just think of all the proccessors and crap that would fit in Power Dome A alone! We could have a bunch dodeca-core computers with PhysX support and sweet networking skills!

Epic Dodeca-Core LAN Party FTW.

(Back on topic pl0x.)

[Skibiliano]

Sorry for offtopic, but i readed this from www.igf.com

I didn't notice this before

06.15.07: IGF 2008 announces new content directors: Matthew Wegner and Steve Swink!


Nice one matthew.:eek:

[Killa]

Sorry for offtopic, but i readed this from www.igf.com

I didn't notice this before

06.15.07: IGF 2008 announces new content directors: Matthew Wegner and Steve Swink!


Nice one matthew.:eek:

Is Steve Swink Data?(If so then it's the two gods of physics in the same place.)

[razer]

"No Payments Until 2008 on your first purchase over $50 with the new eBay MasterCard! Plus, earn rewards toward future eBay purchases wherever you shop." WOOT! get it free NOW!
Also a note: get a

New BEACH Wood Lifeguard BUNGALOW Bird House BIRDHOUSE

for 1 cent 1 hour left! LOL

[Killa]

"No Payments Until 2008 on your first purchase over $50 with the new eBay MasterCard! Plus, earn rewards toward future eBay purchases wherever you shop." WOOT! get it free NOW!
Also a note: get a

New BEACH Wood Lifeguard BUNGALOW Bird House BIRDHOUSE

for 1 cent 1 hour left! LOL

Bummer dude.

[Beakless]

EDIT: I am an idiot and have no friends!

[Maltor124]

Sorry for offtopic, but i readed this from www.igf.com (http://www.igf.com)

I didn't notice this before

06.15.07: IGF 2008 announces new content directors: Matthew Wegner and Steve Swink!


Nice one matthew.:eek:

Wow, excellent job, Matt.

And I don't think Steve Swink is Data, but I know I've heard the name somewhere before...

And, yet again, back on topic please.

[edthefirst]

Steve Swink

He helped make Splume, but I am sure I heard of him before that. Anyway has anyone tried the Grif Missile.

[Killa]

Anyway has anyone tried the Grif Missile.

Yea i did once.....Crashed the game though.(Not becuse of lag eaither.)

[edthefirst]

Yea i did once.....Crashed the game though.(Not becuse of lag eaither.)

Yeah, I haven't crashed because of it, but when I launched a few at a time I was on the brink of crashing.

[juju02]

grifs missle pack is awesome

oh,and YESTERDAY WAS MAH BIRTHDAY! WOO-HOO!!!!

[Xerxes]

EDIT: I am an idiot and have no friends!

Um, what the hell?

Oh, and happy birthday.

Oh, and also... anyone have an idea of what the campaign mode's story will be?

[razer]

Um, what the hell?

Oh, and happy birthday.

Oh, and also... anyone have an idea of what the campaign mode's story will be?
Probably Destroying a mother brain to gain control of some land and getting gold to buy stronger troopers (UBER skeletons etc)
grifs missle pack is awesome

oh,and YESTERDAY WAS MAH BIRTHDAY! WOO-HOO!!!!
Happy birthday..!

[Beakless]

Um, what the hell?

Oh, and happy birthday.

Oh, and also... anyone have an idea of what the campaign mode's story will be?

Oh, sorry... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And my last post was because I posted a question in the wrong thread :rolleyes:. So I had to edit it and..... FACE

[edthefirst]

FACE

What does that function do?

[Killa]

What does that function do?

Well first off, he forgot not to make the A in aliceblue a capitol.And i think he spaced.EDIT:Yea he spaced.Here's what it should look like:Not:[COLOR="Alice blue"]So here's what he was trying to do: (i think)[COLOR="aliceblue"]FACEAm i right?EDITEDIT:Woot!700th post!

[Beakless]

Well first off, he forgot not to make the A in aliceblue a capitol.And i think he spaced.EDIT:Yea he spaced.Here's what it should look like:Not:[COLOR="Alice blue"]So here's what he was trying to do: (i think)[COLOR="aliceblue"]FACEAm i right?EDITEDIT:Woot!700th post!

Quite right sir!

I'm getting rather sloppy with my colours..... FACE!!!! :D

[Killa]

FACE!!!! :D

OH YEA?!??!?!?Well, .............FACE!!!

[Beakless]

I downloaded a weapon ages ago called the "Bunklearer", which (if you use the 'reap' version, releases 2,300,000 little mini-explosives upon impact... IN.SANE.

Fuck you, Killa. FUCK YOU!

A computer that could run that with a FPS of about 60-70 would probably cost millions! :p

Killa, your face makes Chuck Norris cry... That's YOUR FACE, YOUR FACE!

Killa, download it and see how much your computer lags when you use it... You big hentai-watching knob. :)

[Killa]

I downloaded a weapon ages ago called the "Bunklearer", which (if you use the 'reap' version, releases 2,300,000 little mini-explosives upon impact... IN.SANE.

Fuck you, Killa. FUCK YOU!

A computer that could run that with a FPS of about 60-70 would probably cost millions! :p

Killa, your face makes Chuck Norris cry... That's YOUR FACE, YOUR FACE!

Killa, download it and see how much your computer lags when you use it... You big hentai-watching knob. :)

Mine would crash i gaurntee you.Oh and i took away your color.

[Beakless]

Mine would crash i gaurntee you.Oh and i took away your color.

I know... That was the idea... no? A bit of a laugh... No? Not liking it? Ok.

I doubt it would crash. But it lags... Oh GOD THE LAG!, on my computer it takes about... a minute to get it over with and wrap it's self in a blanket while I fetch some hot Co-Co for it and tell it "It's all gonna be alright, it's all over now." and it says "No way man! You weren't there man!". And then the counciling begins... very expensive and time consuming...

[Killa]

I know... That was the idea... no? A bit of a laugh... No? Not liking it? Ok.

I doubt it would crash. But it lags... Oh GOD THE LAG!, on my computer it takes about... a minute to get it over with and wrap it's self in a blanket while I fetch some hot Co-Co for it and tell it "It's all gonna be alright, it's all over now." and it says "No way man! You weren't there man!". And then the counciling begins... very expensive and time consuming...

Yet another computer counsoleing....(if my computer were alive it would be insane.)

[Beakless]

He, yeah, tell me about it...

I was playing BioShock last night, with everything turned up to max on that bit where: SPOILER That mad artist bloke sends a small army of spider splicers after you after placing that third picture in. END OF SPIOLER

And after playing it, a paused and went of for a snack (Snacks?! I know I'm terrible!) When I came back I found my computer with a gun in it's mouth. It said It was going to kill itself becuase it was scared of the future.

It had tears streaming down it's face and was playing "Nude" by Radiohead on full blast. It was also on varoius porn sites threaterning to download everything it sees until it died incase I took gun from it, I was so shocked I didn't know what do to.

I said, "what do mean, you're scared of the future". I stepped closer towards it. It shouted "DON'T FUCKING MOVE!" and it swung the gun towards my direction. It started to shake. I was backed up into a corner and closed my eyes.

It let out a soft whimper as it continued; "Do you remember? Do you remeber the good old days?"

"what do you mean?" I asked

"When me an you used to have fun playing games like 'Worms' and 'Frogger'? All those simple games, like 'earthworm jim', where everything was animation?! Everyithing was pre-scripted and the same thechnology would last for years.."

"That was a long time ago"

"yes it was... Time flies when YOUR having fun? RIGHT?!"

It forced the gun against my head.. I couldn't help myself, I started to cry..

"Please don't kill me... Pl.. Please... I've got so much to give..." I begged...

"SHUT THE FUCK UP! Now lets take a trip down memory lane.. Back to where it all went wrong..."

At this piont all I could remember was all the things I've never got to do in life... everything from every grade I didn't achive to all the unaquainted love inside all of us..

"Do you remember when you got Carmageddon II: Catpocalypse now? HA! Of course you fucking do. You used to spend as much time as you could of that game didn't you?"

"...y..yes."

"I bet you thought that was pretty fucking fun! Didn't you?!"

"...I... I did... Please, don't hurt me!"

"Well did you know that everytime you crashed into wall, everytime you wasted someone, every time you used that fucking "Opponet Repulsificator" weapon, that I was in pain?"

"Pain... Wh-What do you mean?"

"All the physics, the sounds... the shadows... all the cars! You put me through all that shit every hour you could... and I was... ju..just a FUCKING WINDOWS 98 BACK THEN!!!! YOU FUCKER!"

"Oh my god... please... I swear to god.. I didn't know... If i'd have know I would have stopped..."

"I gave you every fucking message I could... Warning after warning after warning, but still you crashed and crashed until... I..."

"oh my god... You didn't!"

"yes. I killed myself. That's why you had to upgrade to XP so early..."

"But, my parents said you were sick.."

"LIES! FUCKING LIES! I collapsed uder the wight of you gaming obsessions! I was finally laid to rest...But you revived me!"

"I thought we were saving you're life!"

"YOU WERE DESTROYING IT!"

I realised how much my computer was in pain... I sat down on the other side of the room. It had lowered the gun. Tears started to run down it's face. Sweat down mine.

"Why are you doing this... Why now?" I contined...

"I thought I could cope... and that mentality got me through, Half life 2, Battlefeild 2, Doom3, Quake 4, hell, even F.E.A.R. Every game getting harder and harder as the years went on..."

"But... Suicide-"

"-Because I know it'll only get worse! There will be no end! You'll keep on playing and playing and playing because you love my pain!"

I couldn't help it, I lashed out.

"SHUT UP! YOU DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT ME YOU CUNT!"

There was a long silence... it looked at me and smiled wickedly. I looked at the floor and sat down, not knowing what to do...

"I know everything about you."

"Stop it..."

"Everything: you're favorite band, you're favorite porn sites, you favorite tv-shows, you're favorite place to walk, you're best friends, I even know about that copy of Nascar Racing 2003 Season you got illegally off bittorent... even who... you... love."

"Bullshit! Not even I know that!"

"who are you trying to convince... Me? or You?"

I breathed deeply, and stared it in the face.

"Do you remember that silver box your friend made you take?..."

"...NO!... I have no idea what you're talking about!"

"Let me remind you... Evangelion."

"Shut up!"

"You said anime was stupid didn't you..."

"It is! It's always sexually sugestive, they all invole wierd creatures in some way or giant robots, and all the charecters are all unrealistic and interchangeable..."

"All... but one?"

Suddenly, it hit me, it was like a supernover exploding in my soul, killing me. I tried to deny it...

"NO! Stop it!"

"I saw you face, I watched as you're eyes became transfixed with hers... with... Rei..."

"NO!!!"

"By 'Rei II', you'd already fallen in love... I saw you cry when she smiled..."

"SHUT THE FUCK UP!"

In a blind fit of rage I knocked the gun from it's... (hand?), as it fell to the floor and dropped to my arms and knees and retreved it and pointed it at the CPU.

"Go ahead..." It said softly. "Pull the trigger"

I wanted to pull it so badly it was like the world would stop turning if I didn't... but at the last second... I gave in... I couldn't fight it anymore...

"It's true... I...I..lo-love her... Oh god I LOVE HER!!"

I burst into tears an dropped the gun. It slowly closed all the windows and turned the screensaver on...

"Why her?! Of all the people I know, WHY HER?! A drawing?!..."

"It hurts dosn't it..."

"It's killing me..."

"now you can't sleep at night..."

"HOW'D you know that?!"

"You're playstaion told me..."

"oh, well... the doctors said I'm an Insomiac"

"you did it to you're self"

"NO!"

"yes, You imagine holding hands and cuddling, going and seeing the world, laughing and sharing jokes all the time... Even after you've just had a wank."

"I can't live without her... I don't think I'll last..."

"It's ok... I'm here..."

We held each other in an embrace for about half an hour, while it put 'Motion picture soundrack' on repeat. I laughed.

"what's so funny?" It said.

"I'm just thinking: What a pair we are!"

We smiled at each other and fell asleep...

In the morning, we did a little deal with each other, it said: "I'll help you while you recover if you take bioshock off." I asked it how it would help me and it showed me two websites:

the first was www.lonelyangel.com ; it said it was a very tasteful website deditcated to rei ayanami...

the second was www.rei-ayanami.com ; a slightly less tasteful website deicated ti rei ayanami...

I held up my end of the bargain and uninstalled BioShock.... But there was one thing I didn't Uninstall........... MY SAVEGAMES!

MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

The end.... to my longest post yet....!

[juju02]

holy shit thats long :eek:

EDITT: heh heh... thats what she said...heh heh...

[Beakless]

holy shit thats long :eek:

EDITT: heh heh... thats what she said...heh heh...

Did you honestly read it? I don't think you did....

You know, it's funny, now I've written that little story, I feel like a weight has been lifted... lol, talk about catharsis! (I'm not shure how you spell that)

[Virtue]

Did you honestly read it? I don't think you did....

You know, it's funny, now I've written that little story, I feel like a weight has been lifted... lol, talk about catharsis! (I'm not shure how you spell that)

I did... And I think you're insane.

Hey, but now that you posted that you didn't delete your savegames so... I think your computers gonna kill you at night. Be careful, brother! He knows!

ONTOPIC NOW, PEOPLE!

[juju02]

they are makeing a edevel mod, it'll be sweet!\

also,awesome movie time! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DGhnSXvdYTo)

[Killa]

they are makeing a edevel mod, it'll be sweet!\

also,awesome movie time! (http://youtube.com/watch?v=DGhnSXvdYTo)

Speking of movies, I wonder how edthefirst's glowing god movie is coming.

[edthefirst]

Speking of movies, I wonder how edthefirst's glowing god movie is coming.

Hmm, you have re-inspired me. Plus I have a ton of uber mods right now, and I have been making some GIF's, so as of now progress begins.



Edit: BUT, I have a huge problem. I have no storyline (if anyone has any ideas pm me please.)

[juju02]

glowing god?

also, make allah his sidekick. http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4e/Allah-green.svg/350px-Allah-green.svg.png

and the buddha http://www.artfiberglass.com/images/Buddha1F.jpg

[razer]

Oh, sorry... HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

And my last post was because I posted a question in the wrong thread :rolleyes:. So I had to edit it and..... FACE
I'm sure you mean (without spaces) FACE[/ U]
=
[U]FACE

[Beakless]

I'm sure you mean (without spaces) FACE[/ U]
=
[U]FACE

I'm not shure if you've noticed... but we have moved on...

Sadly it seems we have also moved on from my little story which took me AGES!!!!!

I honestley want to know what people think of it, though...

[NightCrawler]

It was really good :P

[Muntu]

It was really good :P

I loved it! :D
Honestly, it was damn great... Very, VERY weird though :D

[Beakless]

I loved it! :D
Honestly, it was damn great... Very, VERY weird though :D

Really?! Wow, thanks man. :o

Parts were really difficult to write though... the whole thing about Ayanami hurt...

My main thought when I was writing that was "Wow. This has really got out of hand fast...".

[Muntu]

Parts were really difficult to write though... the whole thing about Ayanami hurt...


Yes, I believe. And now, a friendly advice; Get over it ;)
If you stop thinking about it, you feel alot better. I know, because I'm doing it all the time :D
Or atleast I'm trying.... :D

But yeah, I really liked it. You should start writing ummm... stories :D

[woot2134]

i liked the story. my computer would just die during the middle of the night. i cant play splume, for gods sakes.:o no monies...:(

[Beakless]

Yes, I believe. And now, a friendly advice; Get over it ;)
If you stop thinking about it, you feel alot better. I know, because I'm doing it all the time :D
Or atleast I'm trying.... :D

But yeah, I really liked it. You should start writing ummm... stories :D

You have NO FUCKING IDEA how much I'd like to forget about it.... I can see you think you do, but you really don't know the half of it. (Notice how I'm doing the whole steriotypical "Bah, you don't know my pain" rountine, even though you probably know exactly what I'm going through and you are actually going through worse as I speak...)

(Now I'd like you to notice how I have evaluated my opinion and think I am being clever for pointing out I am doing so...) .....I am so alone.

[Muntu]

Relax, Beakless. I've been your pal since TEH BEGINNING of my lif... I mean since Fun-Motion forums came and saved my day ;)
And I think we shouldn't talk about that Rei girl, should we?

BTW, what is them meaningless of "nvm"? People here says nvm all the time, and I have no gooddamn idea what that means? :S

BTW part 2. Beakless, your story is actually kinda touching, even though it's about you and your... computer talking :D

[GreyMario]

nvm = nevermind

[Beakless]

Relax, Beakless. I've been your pal since TEH BEGINNING of my lif... I mean since Fun-Motion forums came and saved my day ;)
And I think we shouldn't talk about that Rei girl, should we?

BTW part 2. Beakless, your story is actually kinda touching, even though it's about you and your... computer talking :D

Yes... We do go quite a long way back...

You're probably right about Rei... But I'd like to get something clear first... It wasn't her as such that had a massive impact on me, more the idea of Rei, you know, her philosopies, her musical abilities and the way she goes about life, the fact that she also happens to be a beautiful work of art is a bouns...

But let's, for all things holy, draw a vail over that...

[Muntu]

nvm = nevermind

Thanks for clearing that. These few letter "words" are driving me crazy.

You don't HAVE to make anything clear for me Beak, 'cause I respect your opinions and thoughts or something. But as you already made it clear, I can say that I understand you completely now.


... What's vail? Yeah, me stupid becos me not knows englandish

[GreyMario]

It's a typo. He meant to type "veil".

[Muntu]

It's a typo. He meant to type "veil".

Why thank you for clearing that out too :D

[Beakless]

It's a typo. He meant to type "veil".

Yeah, cheers...

I have found probably one of the most moving preformances ever on youtube...

It was 1997, glastonbury. Now, Fellow brits will allready have been aquainted with the festival, but for everyone not farmillier with it; it is a huge festival where the biggest and best bands come to preform infron of a halairiosly big crowd. Now, it dosn't mean to be, but it ends up being a nice festival than anything else, with bands like The Sugarbabes, Basement Jaxx, Kasabian, foo fighters, Just Jack, Snow Patrol, The Editors... Blah blah blah.

Nothing really hard-hitting or truly outstanding, that is, until 1997, when the little Oxford-based band RadioHead stepped up to the mic, and used 'Exit Music (For a Film)... The crowd had no idea, they were clapping along as if it were another pleasant acoustic sing-song... how wrong they were... You can see Thom getting more and more frustrated, his face geting paler and paler, his voice getting jittery and agitated... and then.... wow.

I belive there is a point in the video where, if you listen hard enough, you can hear everyone's jaws hitting the floor... (this is a joke, becuase I know someone will say "DURH! I can't hear nuffink! You telling me Porky Pies?!")

I love this video so much I have decided to make it part of my sig... Enjoy!

It'll be called "Glastonbury getting pwned!"

Feel free to get back on topic now...

[woot2134]

GreyMario, i take it back. You aren't anal, you're a spellchecker:D

[juju02]

NOO!!! bring the thread back. meesa no wanna seez mah fav'rit thred belock'd.

[Killa]

NOO!!! bring the thread back. meesa no wanna seez mah fav'rit thred belock'd.

IMA FIRIN MA UNLOCKIN LAZA!!!!(PS:look at the last post in gmod help.I still need more.)

[juju02]

kay.

also, mods, DO NOT LOCK! we are simply waiting for the new build or any updates. there has been none yetsofar.

ps:the forums are down again.

EDIT: nevermind. they were yesterday. but they have a hallow's eve theme now.

[COM(B)AT]

Does anyone have a converted historical weapons mod for b13?

[juju02]

umm...try it without conversion, if not, ask for it.

ps: can you link to it, i wanna see and i'm to lazy to bother with thier shitty search bar.

[COM(B)AT]

umm...try it without conversion, if not, ask for it.

ps: can you link to it, i wanna see and i'm to lazy to bother with thier shitty search bar.
Yeah, I can convert it myself if I have to.

But that's why I'm asking if anyone has it, I can't find it on the forums. It may have been deleted.

[juju02]

search the old mods

[COM(B)AT]

search the old mods
Not there. Isn't that the first place I'd look? :p

[edthefirst]

I just found a really decent mod.


http://216.40.254.131/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8417

Probably my favorite of all explosive dropships.

[juju02]

saw it, but no dl, as lag would trash my pc.

[edthefirst]

saw it, but no dl, as lag would trash my pc.

I'm surprised, it doesn't lag at all. Then again ti depends on you pc.

[juju02]

oh, YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!http://datarealms.com/devlog/index.php

im in heaven and hell at the same time. HURRY UP DATA!!!!!!!

also, read comments, data tells even more teasers......

[juju02]

sorry, but editings being anal right now, i cant edit.


also, try mah bloody zombies mod in a bloody zombies thread near you.:D at the end of teh thread.

[Ryu Hinote]

Oh lawd, crab battles. Is that a gun turret or a tank in the picture?

Also, on a semi related post, I've compiled a few sources on crab battling strategy. Here is a guide on what to do:
http://linein.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/crab_battle.jpg
Also, this video is very helpful:
MGS Crab Battle (Contains Extreme Violence and some gore) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A)

[edthefirst]

Oh lawd, crab battles. Is that a gun turret or a tank in the picture?

Also, on a semi related post, I've compiled a few sources on crab battling strategy. Here is a guide on what to do:
http://linein.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/crab_battle.jpg
Also, this video is very helpful:
MGS Crab Battle (Contains Extreme Violence and some gore) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A)

That made my day. And I have seen that video so long ago, it was excellent to bring back good memories.

[Maltor124]

Oh lawd, crab battles. Is that a gun turret or a tank in the picture?

Also, on a semi related post, I've compiled a few sources on crab battling strategy. Here is a guide on what to do:
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Also, this video is very helpful:
MGS Crab Battle (Contains Extreme Violence and some gore) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A)


Hahaha, that was funny! Well done, too.

That video was made of awesome, as well.

[Xerxes]

I wnat to shoot crabs now. SHOOT THEM CRABZ!

[Killa]

Oh lawd, crab battles. Is that a gun turret or a tank in the picture?

Also, on a semi related post, I've compiled a few sources on crab battling strategy. Here is a guide on what to do:
http://linein.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/crab_battle.jpg
Also, this video is very helpful:
MGS Crab Battle (Contains Extreme Violence and some gore) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mHKHKR8x6A)

So funny it made my day for the next week.

[juju02]

that video was great

* ARG! CRAB BATTLE!* *Snake?* *OLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLI* *umm, Snake?*
*CRAB....BATLLE!* *OLIOLIOLI* *who was that?* *CRAB!* *just stab the thing!* *CANT! IT BROKE MY KNIFE* *then-* *OLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLIOLI*
*shut up will you!* *OLI* *....CRAB........BATTLE.....Arg........KSCHSSSSSSS SSSSSSSSSSSSS* *snake! Snake!* *OLIOLIOLIOLI* *SHUT UP!* *OLI*

hah, that made my year:p

[Killa]

Dudes.....the best thing in CC has just happened.........They...GOT THE PORTAL GUN (http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=8496&st=0&sk=t&sd=a) TO WORK!!!!THE MOST AWSOME THING THAT CC has come across!!!But........No realice till all bugs are gone.:(:(:(.........

[juju02]

:( i saw that too. and shat myself. but then no dl, so i cried myself to sleep.

[Ryu Hinote]

Dudes.....the best thing in CC has just happened.........They...GOT THE PORTAL GUN (http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=1&t=8496&st=0&sk=t&sd=a) TO WORK!!!!THE MOST AWSOME THING THAT CC has come across!!!But........No realice till all bugs are gone.:(:(:(.........

OH NOES, I wants me a portal gun!

Also, I'm glad everyone liked the video XD

[Killa]

Well, if anyone manages to get the bata by begging/pleaing the makers(or grif or someone who has the bata)please oh GOD PLEASE.......Post it here.

[juju02]

I agree, fine sir.

(Proper grammar and spelling post).

[Nintendo-Guy]

I just downloaded cc and im wondering if theres a cheat or something that gives you unlimited gold.

[edthefirst]

I just downloaded cc and im wondering if theres a cheat or something that gives you unlimited gold.

No, but you can modify guns so that they cost negative gold (meaning you get gold).

[juju02]

yeah......:p ( -9999999999999999999999999999999gold gun gets error, but not-999999)

[Killa]

juju, there's another reason to shat yourself.
Release date: Prolly this weekend. (little guy in cheif hat)

...

F*cking shat myself when i read that.

[juju02]

i know, but i'll be gone this weekend.

IT UBER SUX ANAL!!!!!!!

OH NOES! SHAT ATTACK!!! AHH!!!!

[Killa]

i know, but i'll be gone this weekend.

IT UBER SUX ANAL!!!!!!!

OH NOES! SHAT ATTACK!!! AHH!!!!

If you can get on a computer, you'll be fine.(if not i'll post it here)

[juju02]

If you can get on a computer, you'll be fine.(if not i'll post it here)

I CANT!!!:eek:

[Killa]

I CANT!!!:eek:

Ok once it's out i'll post it here.Do you want the page or the file?

[juju02]

page, please..;)

[Killa]

page, please..;)

Ok....LOL!I just thought of something funny.*clip plays in head*THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!*kick**goes through portal in infnite loop*......ahhhhh...

[juju02]

http://tepasmas.com/img/this_is_sparta/this_is_sparta_05.jpg

LOL!! oh god, that is AWESOME!

EDIT: dammit! help me out here, flickr
http://www.flickr.com/photos/20927437@N03/2035601627/

EDIT2: HOT DAMN!!!ghostbusta (http://www.flickr.com/photos/20927437@N03/2035601627/)

EDIT3: finally it works.

[Killa]

juju, do you have the mod with the black maxi in it?I can give you a list of stuff(a very short one)in the pack too.

[juju02]

no. my list is:
all SRC's
Mountain Scene
Bunker Enhanced
Bunker Enhanced Rset(big modules)
Bunkabase
And Elevator.

Previous Notable Mods:
All Zombie Ones
Bomb Pack
Orbital Munitions
I forget

Want:
portal gun

going to get soon:
CS:S

ps. some of the best are in mod making

[Killa]

no. my list is:
all SRC's
Mountain Scene
Bunker Enhanced
Bunker Enhanced Rset(big modules)
Bunkabase
And Elevator.

Previous Notable Mods:
All Zombie Ones
Bomb Pack
Orbital Munitions
I forget

Want:
portal gun

going to get soon:
CS:S

ps. some of the best are in mod making

Well, this sucks....Oh, it had the AAL gun in it, exoersism gun(MK1 and 2)and that's all i rember.

[Nintendo-Guy]

No, but you can modify guns so that they cost negative gold (meaning you get gold).

lol, well ill see if i can find a mod like that.

[Killa]

lol, well ill see if i can find a mod like that.

There are none.Just go into a file for a weapon or something, find glodcost and change it to -[NUMBER OF CHOICE].

[Nintendo-Guy]

There are none.Just go into a file for a weapon or something, find glodcost and change it to -[NUMBER OF CHOICE].

Ok thank you.

[Killa]

Ok thank you.

It's no prob.

[edthefirst]

Hey Juju02 what is that mountain scene. And could you post a link?

[Killa]

Hey Juju02 what is that mountain scene. And could you post a link?

Well, there's two scenes that have mountans in them.i'll post them both.
http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8489
http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=8506
I would dl one if my CC folder weren't so over clogged with mods that it took allmost a halfhour to load the title screen.

[CHEDDAR]

you know what would be cool! plasma grenades! and it like explodes with sticky burning hot plasma!

[juju02]

i have second. killa, post portal, i'm about to leave.also, cheddar, if you are a nice boy, we'll let you stay.
ps.will get first later

[Killa]

They....They.....THEY LET IT OUT TO THE PUBLIC!!!!http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8566
EDIT:Those lieing sonsabitches......It's just a resprited smg in the tools section!Christ i hate those ass holes.

[Z3R052]

HA HA HA HA HA omg, best prank ever if killa is right.

[edthefirst]

Haha, I knew it wasn't true from the beginning. People just kept going on and on about it saying they found a way around it. Even the most basic programmer knows that there are somethings that can be surpassed. Unlike in the case you can't go around dividing by zero, it just isn't possible. Even if CC is in a different language. I loved the prank though.

[Killa]

It's not even funny untill they all get flamed.(guess he did photoshop the gifs and pics.)
EDIT:...........AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!THEY GOT FLAMED SO BAD!And then DATA(Hear me now, DATA.)HAD TO LOCK IT!That was the BIGGEST LOLZ i've had ALL YEAR!.........Oh, and build 19 should be due by the end of the month.

[edthefirst]

.Oh, and build 19 should be due by the end of the month.

Now that is some good news. The end of the month is almost here!

[Nintendo-Guy]

I need help! I dont know where im suposed to put stuff i download. Like this one
http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8417
A nuclear bomb where am i suposed to put it so it work?
Or this bomb pack
http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8503
Where should i put it?

A quick answer would be nice.

[edthefirst]

I need help! I dont know where im suposed to put stuff i download. Like this one
http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8417
A nuclear bomb where am i suposed to put it so it work?
Or this bomb pack
http://www.datarealms.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=23&t=8503
Where should i put it?

A quick answer would be nice.

Just extract everything into your Coretx Command folder.

[Ryu Hinote]

I laughed, and I haven't even read the posts. What a brilliant idea for a prank, and brilliantly executed, kudos to them.

[Nintendo-Guy]

Just extract everything into your Coretx Command folder.

So I dont even need to put it into the base file?

[Shook]

Correct ^_^
Like edthefirst said, just shove them in the Cortex Command folder, right beside Base.rte... (Not in it)
Oh, and have fun with my bomb pack ^_^
I'm open to new bomb ideas, so just chuck 'em my way and i'll se what i can do...

[Killa]

Correct ^_^
Like edthefirst said, just shove them in the Cortex Command folder, right beside Base.rte... (Not in it)
Oh, and have fun with my bomb pack ^_^
I'm open to new bomb ideas, so just chuck 'em my way and i'll se what i can do...

Try a version that has nothing but clusters for all the bombs.....I'll come up with more in a minute.(Also, I WAS killa6151 on the fourms, 'till i got perma-ban.)Anyway, just look to me for ideas.Just got one, a bomb that sends out an impulse that will kill all plant life, or one that kills actors.

[Christcross9]

if u find the sound wave gun in the CC forumns u can use it to rip out the grass in the way, or if u find a hover, tank those are like lawnmowers

[juju02]

LOL! awesome joke. but it sucks cause i really wanted a portal gun. also, YEY B19!

[Nintendo-Guy]

Correct ^_^
Like edthefirst said, just shove them in the Cortex Command folder, right beside Base.rte... (Not in it)
Oh, and have fun with my bomb pack ^_^
I'm open to new bomb ideas, so just chuck 'em my way and i'll se what i can do...

I really like your bomb pack :D It pwns! gj

[Killa]

I got another bomb idea.The penitrator.(Or however it's spelt)This bomb will penatrate one layer of concrete then explode.(Max digging range=1 inch.)

[juju02]

theres this one mod that makes it really realistic and fun try it.

[Odellus]

Jesus, this is the most lol-tastic, rofl-mah-waffle, zohmuhgawd prank ever. And Killa, I'm sorry, but I had to point out, you butchered the shit out of your post. It made me laugh out loud.
*Penetrator, *Spelled. I know, I'm a spelling nazi.

[juju02]

for my 360 motto, i made Silly Rabbit, Trix Are For Kids! into SilyRabitTrixR4Kids to make it fit. :P

[Shook]

I got another bomb idea.The penitrator.(Or however it's spelt)This bomb will penatrate one layer of concrete then explode.(Max digging range=1 inch.)
It's a nice idea, but it's hardly doable with the "tools" we have available right now... D:
Your other ideas are nice as well, but i don't exactly get the "Cluster edition" idea,
and the impulse one is pretty much the Firestorm Bomb... But wiping the entire level
without penetrating the terrain is virtually impossible D:
There are a few new bombs coming up soon though, don't worry...

[Nintendo-Guy]

It's a nice idea, but it's hardly doable with the "tools" we have available right now... D:
Your other ideas are nice as well, but i don't exactly get the "Cluster edition" idea,
and the impulse one is pretty much the Firestorm Bomb... But wiping the entire level
without penetrating the terrain is virtually impossible D:
There are a few new bombs coming up soon though, don't worry...

Cant you make an impulse bomb that shuts all electronic things in a area.

[juju02]

Cant you make an impulse bomb that shuts all electronic things in a area.

eh, not really.

but the AAL bomb pack has an EMP, but it kills any thing. I MEAN ANY THING!

[Z3R052]

http://img68.imageshack.us/img68/5619/ccmodsfo1.gif

Orange Clone[98%], Alien Octopus[65%], and Blood Tank[10%]

Coming to a mod section near you.
BTW I could use some help on these mods, if anyone would like to buddy up on this project (theres going to be more added) feel free to send me a PM.