Postal 2

[blackwolf575]

Postal 2 has to have the most funniest most grusome use of physics ever!!! THIS GAME IS RATED M for a reason, It's very violent but Very funny and the ragdoll physics it is the cherry on top.

From site:
Forget what you know about first person shooters. Walk a week in the Postal Dude's shoes.

Freely explore full 3-D open-ended environments. Interact with over 100 unique NPC's including Gary Coleman, marching bands, dogs, cats and elephants, protesters, policemen and civilians, with or without weapons.

POSTAL 2 is all about choice; experiment with everyone and everything.

And remember... it's only as violent as you are!

Link: http://www.gopostal.com

P.S. The game is VERY violent and i'm warning you not to play it if your sensitive. And dont yell at me if you do play it and get offended by it because i warned you.
http://www.gopostal.com/postal2/screenshots/elephant2.jpg
Gary coleman in full version.
http://www.gopostal.com/postal2/screenshots/gary.jpg
http://www.gopostal.com/postal2/screenshots/protestor1.jpg

[ThatHIppyMan]

How radically different is the demo than the full version?

[blackwolf575]

The full version has the EXTREAMLY FUNNY storyline and the REAL fun comes with the AW7 mod that you can get but u need the expansion as well. If you get the fudge pack you will Postal 2 STP, Postal 2 AW, Eternal Damnation (Really fun mod that took a long time to make) and AWP which is AW7 but filled with bugs and missing weapons from the original AW7.

I hope this has helped. :)

Edit: The story, and the way the game is played is what makes the game so great, For example in one mission rednecks kidnap u and Rape You, u get out of a box that they kept you in and you get a shovel and they start screaming like little girls, ( a little violence here) U walk out of the room and realize your in a gimp suit, (big mission), Your on the streets now and everyone on the street laughs at you because your in a gimp suit.

Everything about this game is just awesome, The aw7 mod also makes it so u can chop of limbs instead of just the head, and gives you Lots of weapons. Postal 3 will be released sometime in 2008 and will be using the source engine because of its Great physics engine. There movie is also being released soon, Which honestly im really excited about it but it looks dissapointing so far.

[ThatHIppyMan]

I really want this game. I'll probably get the Fudge Pack and screw around on multiplayer

[blackwolf575]

It's an amazing game. I recommend it to everyone except for people who get offended easily.

[ThatHIppyMan]

Nothing offends me. I live on 7chan.

[Juggz]

The first game i ever played with ragdoll physics, its a classic.

[Raziel]

Why you little, converting people into this devilish game! Kidding lol. Meh, I don't know why everywhere this got a bad rating =/ It's a very cool game, I played it some time ago, didn't have mods tho. I like using kittnens as silencers ^_^

[Juggz]

Same, stupid country banned this game.
I had to buy it from Japan on Ebay to get a copy :D

[Dj Demetrius]

This game is pretty sick.... Wasn't it that Thompson guy who always goes on and on about how games make people kill each other, that made countries ban this game?
Tried the demo, but i didn't really like it, though there are some nice physics.(who came up with the idea to let flowing puke be physics-enabled?)

[Cries]

Well, I played this game some years ago.
Was quite fun.

But, honesly:
I didn't see any special physic - components in this game
at all.

[ericman666]

how old, and how popular is this game?

nice postal babes

[blackwolf575]

Im not sure how old the game is but it is kinda like trespasser, There is a fairly large community that all love the game and will never leave it. I'm one of them.:)

EDIT: Also its jack thompsons fav game to bash.

Dont know if i spelled his name right?:confused:

[Stigern]

Release date(s) April 13, 2003

I love this game, the gore is just so fun! And the humor is great.
It's like GTA with more violence and less cars :P

[Dj Demetrius]

I love this game, the gore is just so fun! And the humor is great.
It's like GTA with more violence and less cars :P

there's too much cars in GTA, but the humour is better. Everything in this game seems to be revolving around violence and sex. I mean, violence and sex can be fun, but not in a excessive form, like this game.
I guess you have to make these kinds of games since there obviously popular. I don't see why they have to make a movie about it though.
The only game based movie that i think has a small chance of actually being good is Max Payne. I think that game has a good balance of the amount of violence used.

(heck, the Postal fanboys are gonna kill me now. and use a shovel to knock of my head. and dress up as rednecks, while they rape my headless body. In a gimpsuit. Jesus.)

[crw]

Yeah this game is fun, I had the full version with the expansion and the mod. It kind of got boring after a while though so I haven't played it in ages.

[Killa]

this thred is eaither pointless or necroed and if its not necroed then theres no point to this thred

[ericman666]

what?

Killa, you make no sense.

go away. I'm serious, someone ban him. look at all the things he has posted. he is worse than CHEDDAR was (CHEDDAR IS FINE NOW) he is even worse than danny.

[Muntu]

what?

Killa, you make no sense.

go away. I'm serious, someone ban him. look at all the things he has posted. he is worse than CHEDDAR was (CHEDDAR IS FINE NOW) he is even worse than danny.

Calm down, he's not even close to that bad that he should be banned... Though you should lessen your random posting a bit I think. killa ;)

[edthefirst]

this thred is eaither pointless or necroed and if its not necroed then theres no point to this thred

Rule 3 has been broken!!

Oh well whatever. Also it's better to have necroed it than posted a completely new thread.

Back on topic: I played this game awhile back, I don't remeber it that well, might redownload the demo.

[Killa]

Calm down, he's not even close to that bad that he should be banned... Though you should lessen your random posting a bit I think. killa ;)
ok thats no problom i was saying that there is allredy a thred about this and dont even say that its ok to make a new one even if the old one is like 5 months old becuase ive seen ervyone yell at someone whos done that at least once and not all of those threds sucked

[Maltor124]

ok thats no problom i was saying that there is allredy a thred about this and dont ev..<unintelligible>

Attempting to translate...... *Krssssssssscht. GrrrrrrEEEEEooooooOOOow*

*BOOM!*

<Warning! Grammar-nator 5500 has been short circuited by lack of periods! :O>

You broke mah grammah! OH NOEZ!

Seriously! I had to buy a Grammar-nator 9600 to understand you.... I get what you mean, though. True, necroes usually are received badly, but at least people see what you wanted to say and can answer to it. A repeat thread will probably get locked....

[Killa]

You broke mah grammah! OH NOEZ!

Seriously! I had to buy a Grammar-nator 9600 to understand you.... I get what you mean, though. True, necroes usually are received badly, but at least people see what you wanted to say and can answer to it. A repeat thread will probably get locked....

Ok 2 things number1:Please dont be a dick.Number2:Thanks for kinda aggreeing with me.<-----See?proper grammer.

[Maltor124]

Ok 2 things number1:Please dont be a dick.Number2:Thanks for kinda aggreeing with me.<-----See?proper grammer.

Congrats. (NOT SARCASM.)

Also, sorry for sounding like a dick. I meant nothing by it.

[Killa]

Congrats. (NOT SARCASM.)

Also, sorry for sounding like a dick. I meant nothing by it.

Thank you and its no prob.

[soad667]

Anyway... :p
...Postal 3 is under development and it'll be built under the Source engine, in case anyone is interested ;)

[rocketeer]

lol. i wonder how the cut up chunks of skin guts and flesh will act in postal 3?
XD

[tommyverceti]

i like violent games but not sick violent, apart from carma 2 because the people are just polygons and that game RULES:) . so its a no for me:(

[Amynue]

First screenshots from Postal III
http://www.pixelrage.ro/games/Postal_3:_Catharsis/screenshots/18070702152876654600.jpg

http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/01/44/14498_postal3_3_normal.jpg

http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/01/44/14497_postal3_2_normal.jpg

http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/01/44/14496_postal3_1_normal.jpg

[Killa]

http://ve3dmedia.ign.com/images/01/44/14497_postal3_2_normal.jpg

uaaa..why the hell does he have his hand up the badgers ass?

[Muntu]

Looks more like some Postal 2 mod than Postal 3.

[Amynue]

Looks like a Source Engine..........umm wait, THIS IS SOURCE!

[Muntu]

Looks like a Source Engine..........umm wait, THIS IS SOURCE!

I thought Postal 3 uses UE3?
Like Postal 2 used UE2. It's good it uses Source though. Now I know it works for sure.

[AJJeko]

http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vX7IVx6bdWs&mode=related&search=

[rocketeer]

looks great! cant wait till im old enough to play it XD:D

[ShortStuf7]

Good old postal. Bought and loved Postal before ban, Postal2 before ban and I plan to do do the same for postal3. :cool:

[sloth48]

is the film called running with scissors? because thats already out http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_with_Scissors_(film)

[ShaggE]

It's called "Postal". Running with Scissors is the company behind it. The movie "Running With Scissors" has nothing to do with Postal or the company.

[soad667]

Time for a... B-U-M-P! :eek:

Running With Scissors released for free the multiplayer part of Postal 2!
That is good news of course for any of you that don't have it already (shame on you :p). It contains 14 maps, 25 playable characters, 11 weapons and 4 gametypes. Not to mention the great mods the community has made...

Download (http://www.gamershell.com/download_26434.shtml) & enjoy ;)

-Now, that Postal The Movie is around the corner and Postal 3... two corners behind, that is a good move from RWS to... spread the "Postal" disease :cool:

[MrGreed]

-Now, that Postal The Movie is around the corner

I don't know if that movie will be any good, Uwe Boll is making it.

[IDeA]

I don't know if that movie will be any good, Uwe Boll is making it.

if i remember right, Uwe Boll have been making game-film movies and most of them sucked, right?

[MrGreed]

That's right. And not most of them, every movie he's made sucks.

[Loplop]

List of films he has made, Source Wikipedia: Boll's first two major releases were the horror movie Blackwoods and the drama Heart of America, both of which he directed and co-wrote.

Boll is best known for adapting video games into movies, having directed and produced a number of such adaptations, among them House of the Dead, Alone in the Dark, BloodRayne, BloodRayne II: Deliverance, In the Name of the King: A Dungeon Siege Tale, and Postal. He has announced plans to produce an adaptation of Far Cry. Boll intends to produce Alone in the Dark II, as well as a third movie based on the BloodRayne franchise.[2]

[soad667]

I don't know if that movie will be any good, Uwe Boll is making it.

Well, that movie is going to suck for sure, but that's not gonna stop them into raising the hype as much as they can. Except if Uwe Boll gets enlightened by some mysterious being and do something right... for the first time :p

[Loplop]

Anyone fancy a little Postal 3 footage? http://youtube.com/watch?v=vX7IVx6bdWs

[What?]

Anyone fancy a little Postal 3 footage? http://youtube.com/watch?v=vX7IVx6bdWs

Im pretty sure that is fairly old footage.

[Loplop]

It hasnt been posted though.

[futuramaguy42]

I'm kinda disappointed its using the source engine. Source engine isn't up to date graphics wise and the physics system is around 4 years old.

Multiplayer is free now. :O. Is it good?

[Loplop]

I'm kinda disappointed its using the source engine. Source engine isn't up to date graphics wise and the physics system is around 4 years old.

The physics system might be old, but its accurate and reliable and graphics wise, if it uses the updated Episode 2 version it'll look great.

[futuramaguy42]

The physics system might be old, but its accurate and reliable and graphics wise, if it uses the updated Episode 2 version it'll look great.

No it won't. I played orange box on Xbox 360 and it still looked like an old game, not saying it looks bad, just not as good graphics as most other new games on the market.

[Loplop]

No it won't. I played orange box on Xbox 360 and it still looked like an old game.

Its upto RWS if they want to use the Episode 2 engine or not and what features they want to use, obviously Valve thought it best not to use the EP2 engine to its full potential on 360.

[futuramaguy42]

Its upto RWS if they want to use the Episode 2 engine or not and what features they want to use, obviously Valve thought it best not to use the EP2 engine to its full potential on 360.

It looks almost exactly the same as all the other Source games...

[Loplop]

It looks almost exactly the same as all the other Source games...

What does?

[futuramaguy42]

What does?

EP2.

Installing Postal 2 multiplayer.

[Loplop]

EP2.

Installing Postal 2 multiplayer.

No it doesnt, the bump and specular maps are much more obvious the colours are more vivid and theres true dynamic lighting now.

[ShaggE]

No it doesnt, the bump and specular maps are much more obvious the colours are more vivid and theres true dynamic lighting now.

Don't forget the fire, blood and physics. They've been upgraded a bit, too. :D

[Loplop]

Don't forget the fire, blood and physics. They've been upgraded a bit, too. :D

*SHAGGE APPROVED*

[bastimaramba]

anyone up for multiplayer?

[monkeyboy1245]

*SHAGGE APPROVED*

Shagge's got a new stamp
http://i101.photobucket.com/albums/m68/monkeyboy1245/Shaggesstampofapproval.jpg

;D


Btw, when I try to install the free multiplayer thing, Winrar says the file is corrupt. Should I just download it again?

[ShaggE]

^ That is pure awesome. :D

And yeah, download again and see what happens.

[monkeyboy1245]

^ That is pure awesome. :D

And yeah, download again and see what happens.


Yea. I didn't see anything about copyright XD So I just modified it.

I'll try that. Here comes long agonizing hours of anticipation. T_T

[futuramaguy42]

I downloaded the multiplayer, and I can't see any of the words on screen. I managed to join a game after random guessing of buttons, then the game lagged like crazy. I need to turn the graphics settings down but I can't find the buttons. Any help?

[Loplop]

Example of Episode 2' improved shadows. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxcWhM33w6E

[Sokuto]

What does that have to do with Postal 2?

[Loplop]

Read mine and Futuramaguy's last few couple of posts, we were discussing whats different between Episode 2's engine and vanilla HL2 Source.

[Farbror Fazer]

Read mine and Futuramaguy's last few couple of posts, we were discussing whats different between Episode 2's engine and vanilla HL2 Source.

and that is related to Postal 2 how?

[Loplop]

and that is related to Postal 2 how?

Forgot about that bit lol, we were discussing Postal 3 xD

[bastimaramba]

ehem...anyone up for multiplayer?
hey guys i managed to get mods but the players skins kinda suck where do you recommend me to get skins?

[Farbror Fazer]

Forgot about that bit lol, we were discussing Postal 3 xD

Again, that is related to postal 2 how? :P

People, look at the thread name, Postal 2

Make a new thread about P3 if you like, but stop talking about it here :rolleyes:

[REAL LOPLOP!]

Most people prefer that you keep sequels expansions and mods in one thread...

[ClavusElite]

How big is the postal 2 demo?

[REAL LOPLOP!]

How big is the postal 2 demo?

Not very.

FILLER

[futuramaguy42]

Sorry for the bump, but is there any news on if it will include 1st person view as an option. The 3rd person review doesn't look as cool in my opinion.

[Farbror Fazer]

Sorry for the bump, but is there any news on if it will include 1st person view as an option. The 3rd person review doesn't look as cool in my opinion.

I'll assume you're talking about P3. Again, just do a separate thread for it, sequels have their own thread.

I'll do a proper thread when Igot back from school, which would be in about 5-6 hours.

To answer your question, I have no clue. (which really isn't the answer to your question, how ironic)

[ShaggE]

^ We actually do have a P3 thread already. Just bump it up if there's something to add.

[Farbror Fazer]

^ We actually do have a P3 thread already. Just bump it up if there's something to add.

What do you know, then I don't need to make one :)

[ShnitzelKiller]

I go to that website, as far as I can see, it's a movie. I see nothing about a game at all.

[MyNameIsJason]

^ Wasn't your post kinda useless for a necro? .... sorry for being rude.. D:

[Juggz]

Ah yes, the second FPS I ever played....

This game kicks ass, anyone else find the secret terrorist base behind the starting caravan?
Its in the sewer pipe in the bush

[Wrestler#1]

Ah yes, the second FPS I ever played....

This game kicks ass, anyone else find the secret terrorist base behind the starting caravan?
Its in the sewer pipe in the bush

Yeah, I discovered it when I kicked a guy's head into that direction.

[ShaggE]

^ Incidentally, this is how every terrorist base has been found. Head-kicking.

[Juggz]

^ I laughed out loud IRL, now my boss is looking at me weird.

But seriously, great game.
My mum plays this game still, proof of its epicness.

[Take-Out_Ninja]

^ OHSHIT

I'd be lucky to get my mom to play Rock Band!

[chaostheory216]

Hell, my mom can beat me in Tetris.

She got a 158 lines.

Like jesus christ.

[RayzaB]

I have beaten 158 lines...

[Take-Out_Ninja]

Well, she can kill at Centipede. It's ridiculous.

[DarkJee]

nice a Postal 2 Thread transformed into mom's tetris competence thread =D

[RayzaB]

nice a Postal 2 Thread transformed into mom's tetris competence thread =D

I like level 20 best.

[Christcross9]

i first saw this game and thought it was free.

i got a full version copy on filefront and played around with it before i knew what hit meh:

I have to buy it?! ....crap.....

[RayzaB]

i first saw this game and thought it was free.

i got a full version copy on filefront and played around with it before i knew what hit meh:

I have to buy it?! ....crap.....

But you have the full version already?
And your gonna buy it anywey?

[Christcross9]

I dont know?! i just deleted it.
i dont have the money to pay for it.

[vrak]

CC can u PM me the link to the full version

[ShaggE]

CC can u PM me the link to the full version

No piracy discussion.

[UberGimp]

CC can u PM me the link to the full version

speaking of PMs :rolleyes: